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the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

vegaslightss:

uggified:

this bitch deserves a slap and that car taken away 

Wow fucking little bitch needs her ass kicked!

joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

da-ghetto-booteh:

Iconic

(Source: surgeryhugs)

pizzaforpresident:

This paper will come to be known as the greatest example of irony throughout all of eternity.

pizzaforpresident:

This paper will come to be known as the greatest example of irony throughout all of eternity.

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

yesimbeyonce:

me at your funeral

(Source: yizz)

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